Watched the local news last night and it must be that time of year again. Every year it goes something like this........ weather gets hot, kids jump off The big red in Salford, middle aged man from council does vox pop about dangers of jumping in the quay's water cold, hidden objects below water surface, blah blah blah, stern looking bobby is next it will not be tolerated, criminal offences blah blah blah, Manchester evening News does article, not condoning it but publish photograph of it happening as their photographer was lucky enough to be there at that time. And every year it happens, my girlfriends grandfather says he did it when he was a lad and he's now in his 80's. So sorry to the residents of the new quay's but it looks like you will have to draw the curtains to your quarter of a million pound pad and just get used to it. Here's to summer Salford style!